A story for my son of what too take to school for “Show and Tell”,
This is a true example of my son Jordan … now would he do such a thing yes indeed he would…
For example – here I am many many years ago not I tell you know lie i get a call from the schools head master and what do you think he has taken to school with him…for show and tell?
Nope not a vibrator or double ended donga, nor a robot version of Brad Pitt with attitude..
He takes drum role professional pictures of me taken by a photographer full frontal, rear ended lovely butt magic.. and many, many purvey worthy pictures of my ass my ver jay jay..
Now, you see No picture of me (my face) part from what do you think?
A face on another women’s body.. now here I am walking up to the head masters purvy office to be what??
So, I knock and notice there are 5 teachers.. 3 men.. 2 women…
Now, how do you think i handled this beautiful earth moving bullshit moment… with poise, sassiness, tone of sarky regress to a eye contact at my fellow bitches who i might add looked 103
I then said, so, my son took my professional pictures for show and tell.. to what?
When did you realism this was obscene?
I must say i was a lot younger when I took my first moment of realizing my future after i read full on color of what a encyclopedia the women was full breasted (which was not something i was blessed with) however, every women in my entire family was.. which did not include me…
My father said, so, Fifi, Joseph come visit you in the evening while you slept?
I said dad what the hell?
He said well he is the carpenter and who else sands back the breast of a piece of smooth flat wood
After that roaring laughter of my dad at me.. he does love his own jokes..
Anyway, where was I….. oh yes, Jordan took my naked yet stylish BDSM ASS to school for show and tell, oh I didn’t say I had a theme, thats right.. anyways, it was obviously done at 9am and my call was not until the end of the day.. so after many hours of passing it around the table at lunch and obviously examined by every staff member possible
I received my pictures back…
Said my goodbyes and turned while saying “good thing my collection of home porn was not for show and tell.. because then you would have a few children asking there mum is that where you stick a daddies penis in to have children..
just a warning to parents…hide your naked pictures and porn in the roof because mine was high and needed a very long ladder to get down..
goes to show that kids will do anything to get anything when the parents are not home
Even though this maybe inappropriate this is an example of what he took too school
BTW.. i was kidding about the porn….never did one..but, before you think, thank god, guess what it is on the cards..